[stomachmonkey]

My old HS Social Studies teacher used to travel a lot over the summers.

One year he did somewhere in Africa.

Told us about a restaurant he went to several times.

There was a dish he really liked.

First time he asked them what it was, they said beef.

Second time the waitress said it was chicken.

So of course he asked the third time and the cashier told him Pork.

He said he stopped asking, but whatever it was it was good.