[Baz]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

Pelican sponsored PARFBRAWL.

Hosted at Seahawk's remote island fortress..

The ultimate showdown of middle-aged E-THUGGERY. West vs East, Right vs. Left, HERMANO vs. HERMANO!

NO HOLDS BARRED! NITRO-BURNING FUNNY CAR ACTION!

See the Mighty Fint throw a rack of dinosaur ribs at people! Doug and the hand of GOD! Kach and the GREEN hand of DOOM.

Fun for the whole family! Barrels of Budweiser for all! Minature golf!

Not sure about the Budweiser and miniature golf but the rest sounds AWESOME!

We'll need some hawt Bavarian beer wenches and polka music to go with the festivities, of course...