[dafischer]

Golf Story.....



Wife - "Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by

noon!"




Husband - “I'm so sorry, Honey, but you probably don't want to hear the

reason."



Wife - "I want the truth...................and I want it NOW"



Husband “Fine. We finished in less than 4 hours, quick beer in the

Clubhouse; I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button.



On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat

tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money. Of course, I

refuse it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton -

and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.



She's such a sweetie, so I said yes. Before you know it, one beer turned

to three or four and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.

Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our

table.



She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now next

thing I know I'm in her room, clothes are flying, the talking stopped and

we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable.



It must have gone on for hours because before I know it the clock says

5:30. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.

There. You wanted the truth, you got it."



Wife - "Complete and Utter Bull****. You played 36 holes, didn't you?!"