Sharyn's fossils have come to visit for a few weeks, they don't like the idea of being freeloaders and want to contribute. Fair enough.
The poo tickets must have been getting low and they've gone and got some more, but being pensioners they are pretty frugal. Again, fair enough. But, if ya gunna supplement someone's supply of 4ply bog roll, you do it with the same product! Not this hoakey bogus dicked up fine grit sandpaper that doesn't support any finger pressure unless you keep doubling it up about a dozen times.
Rant done