"Wishbone, I'd like to know how we're supposed to
do the hard work of drivin' 1000 head of cattle if
all we ever have is these nasty-tasting beans you
serve up every meal."
"Any time you think you can do better, you're
welcome to step right on up and try, cowboy."
* urrrrp... gurgle *
"I oughta knock your teeth out, you ungrateful..."
"Go ahead, you might just put me out of my misery...
and save me from having to deal with what your
cookin' will be doing to me a few hours from now."
