[Victor]

Hi There,

My neighborhood seems to be getting a little too lively for my liking in recent times. As an example last week, a bloke down the street was stabbed in the neck and guts after discovering a thief in his garage at 3:30 in the afternoon.

I have a wife and 5 year old daughter and need an animal that can be both sociable to them and thier little friends whilst posessing the capability to EAT heroin addicts, junkies and hippies that don't belong on our turf at the drop of a command. And yes, I have thought the whole gun thing over - they are illegal here and getting an illegal one from a drug dealer isn't an option. Besides, the wife (for whom this protective device is ultimately for) would never use it anyhow.

So far, I'm thinking German Shepherd. ANy experiences? Opinions?