[RKDinOKC]

My nephew was supposed to have his kids mow my lawn this summer. Told them they could mow it whenever they wanted as long as it was not more often than once a week and to just name their price. They mowed just my front lawn once this spring. Then haven't ever come back. Don't understand these people. I made a small fortune mowing lawns when I was a teen.

Neighbor must have complained because I got a notice from the city today telling me I have 10 days to mow my yard. It looks shabby but it's not that tall.

Guess I will have to fire up the lawn mower and go push it around the front yard. Because a neighbor complained I think I am going to set the mower as high as it goes and NOT catch the clippings so it will look like it was mowed with a brush hog. It doesn't say anything about edging so will leave the bermuda runners going over the curb and into the driveway too.

Maybe I'll make me one of the wooden cutouts that looks like a fat lady bent over the garden showing her underwear and put it in the flower bed.