[Porsche-O-Phile]

And that's the problem - we here are enthusiasts and typically a bit picky about what we want. Our list of preferences cuts against the grain of the public-at-large which seems to want big cars (for their fat asses) with lots of sugar-water (cup) holders and extra space so they can clutter it up with all their crap so it looks like a teenager's bedroom. Oh, and they want to never have to wash, maintain, clean or really do anything for it other than maybe put gas in. And it has to have lots of distracting screens, buttons and flashy lights. And it has to basically drive itself so that they can pay attention to more important things like chit-chatting with girlfriends, doing nails, text messaging, watching YouTube videos and channeling our inner rock star grooving out to a pumpin' sound system (all bass, no treble or midrange).

Pretty much the antithesis of everything we ask for, no?