[wayner]

Dimensia is a tricky thing. A relative had it and she would suddenly shout that she was being held against her will by "this man" and wanted to go home.

The man would walk her out of the apartment to the elevator, get on and back off the elevator and bring her back to her apartment. Then, once back there (finally home) "this man" would suddenly turn out to be her husband and they would be happy together for the rest of the evening.

Before the man knew what was going on, it was hell, but once he had it figured out he created this new routine that worked for a while before she eventually had to go to a home.