My problem is that I think I'm waaaaaaaay too easy going!
Here's the issue:
My 19 year old son has quite a few friends and now also has a GF. His friends, I must say, are all pretty good kids. Their parents I'm told for the most part are all fairly strict however. His GF is a very sweet and intelligent young lady. Sadly her parents are currently undergoing separation and so there is much turmoil at her home.
My wife and I have often been told by my son and his GF and his friends that we are the most easy going parents of all. When they're over they are welcome to grab something out of the fridge or pantry if they're hungry. Hell my wife often offers to cook them up some hot dogs or popcorn on many occasions. So you see where this is going!
While we enjoy having them around and such, it has now gotten out of hand! They are now ALWAYS over at our place!
IT IS TOTALLY KILLING OUR SEX LIFE!!!


Saturday night is really the only time that my wife and I can "get it on" and the occasion has not presented itself lately due to our youth hostel like atmosphere at home. We are both in good health and exercise regularly. We are both quite sexually active....WITH EACH OTHER!
Without turning into a mean old ogre, how do I politely turn all of them away and put up the "CLOSED MOST SATURDAYS 9PM - 12AM" sign?
The situation is now URGENT as I'm waiting patiently for my "55th birthday present"!