A friend of mine's dad was driving through Virginia Beach once.
He was an older, proud 78 year old marine with the typical marine cut hair, straight laced, genuine American hero which typifies what Tom Brokaw would rightly refer to as "The greatest generation."
A man of few words, he was religious, no nonsense, and stout.
A man of strength and morality....
While stopped at a light, he noticed a bag in the street, right next to his car door.
Curious, he opened the door, picked up the bag, and lo and behold...
It was filled with Dildos.
Big ones, black ones, bent ones....
"Hey Honey--- I found a bag of Do's" he said to his wife...Grinning...
(About there the story ends...
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