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I had a Barium Enema, same prep, I am laying on the table, a black nurse walks in and I say are you the nurse and she says "I ain't your aunt Jemina." she sticks a hose up you butt with a little balloon which they expand to keep it in and start to fill you up with a chalk like substance, take a xray, nurse comes back in and says we can't do it your still full of shyte, I says, "Whats new."

Come back again several days later after having reprepped, this time it all goes well, then you have to get up and make a dash for the toilette because you are all filled up and it WANTS to come out...and it does in a great big whoosh....and then you smile with relief.