i know there are gonna be the ones that chime in saying flowers are a scam, a waste of money..wah!!
whatever..my wife likes them occasionally and i typically drop the ball and forget. my wife hit her 3-month on the job mark today and i wanted to send her flowers. Dual Income, no kids!! wtf..rolling in dough

i tried to call a local florist down the street from her office. $150 with all fees. Fees? one dozen red roses.
i went online just to check. i got a dozen sent in a vase, random card..$47 with a retail me not coupon.
i just checked tracking numbers. that dozen flew out from Garland texas yesterday. TEXAS!! how does that make sense? they are over nighting it. how can they do it so cheaply? i'm not a business person..i have having a hard time wrapping my mind around the business model.
why wouldnt the online retailer use a closer florist..that bought into their network?
i sure as eff hope she gets the flowers. she had a crazy week and i am ready to party..happy wife, happy everything..right?