my real answer:
i just want to live somewhere that i cannot see, hear, smell, my neighbors. i want an outdoor shower. a fire pit. a back yard pizza oven. a big garden. and a large stand alone building that is my garage..that i proudly deemed "man land". my garage will have a walk in wine storage, a root cellar and a car lift..workbench for all things guns and archery..and an office upstairs to smoke cigars. maybe a guest room i can squirrel the inlaws in.
the house will have a single attached garage that i put my wifes TESLA in..and it will be a small 3 bedroom with 2 master baths. bad ass kitchen with an entire glass wall that i can slide open and convert my kitchen to an outdoor living space.
done..dream sequence ending now..