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Sister Mary and Sister Josephina were driving through the streets of Dublin one day, on their way to buy bread for the convent.

Suddenly, a group of drunk hooligans pulled up next to them, and one of them shouted, "Oi, show us yer teets ya penguins!"

Sister Mary was taken aback, and said to her companion, "Oh my, I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross Sister Josephina."

Sister Josephina rolled down her window, and shouted, "Go home and ***** yer ugly whore of a mother you stuttering dickless gob****e!!!!".

She rolled up the window, and turned to Sister Mary. "Did that sound cross enough?"