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Was awakened by my daughter advising that "Lightning", my son's hamster, is not in his cage. Oh, for fuch's sake!!
I told the kids to start looking under/over/in/out of everything for it. My son went to move the TV stand and tips it over. The old Magnavox falls on the floor, just missing the girl. Glass picture frame breaks so now there is glass in the carpet. Jesus Chrysler!!!
After a half hour of frantic searching upstairs, my son finds the critter in the downstairs bathroom.
What a way to start the day!
I told my son "THIS is why you will never have a pet snake in our house!"