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Originally Posted by Craig T
I know many of you are my age (50-60) and going through this with your wives. This menopause ride ain't for the weak. Can anybody tell me how long this is going to last? PLEASE tell me it gets better?
Some things I hate about menopause:
- Being forced to tell the restaurant manager it's TOO HOT!...and please turn up the A/C.
- Being forced to tell the restaurant manager it's TOO COLD!...and please turn down the A/C (5 minutes later)
- Having to sleep in snowboarding gear in August to keep from freezing with the A/C full blast and the covers kicked off the bed.
- Being told the noise of my turning the newspaper pages is DRIVING HER NUTS!
- Having her come into my mancave sobbing, asking if I still think she's sexy (5 minutes after screaming at me about the noise of the newspaper???)
- Having to pretend an argument she's starting is real, and NOT saying…"Baby, this isn't a real issue. It's menopause. In five minutes you'll be fine".  |
GD funny man! I can't stop laughing. Sorry it's your hell and my comedy. So sorry
When does it start? My wife is young, but never too soon to start planning.
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