[GWN7]

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked the flight attendant for whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy promptly handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."