[Bob Kontak]

Three year old boy in the bathroom hanging with Mom while she takes a bath.

He points to her "down there" and asks "What is that, Mommy?" She says, That's just my beaver, Honey."

Little boy is also baby-sat by grandma. He says, "Grandma has one too, but I think it's dead."

"Why do you say that?" asks Mom.

"Because it's tongue is sticking out."