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ever heard of someone who had pooper surgery where they disconnect your pooper, and hook you up to those little plastic bags with the brown "karaya" seal that seals the bag to the skin? my job, at the Hollister factory, 12 hours per night, 5 nights a week, was to make circles of glue from the 1 gallon glue bag, on the tray of 48 seals fresh from the "karaya" oven, then affix the 48 bags to the seals. the third week i was there, my supervisor brought me a box to review how i was screwing up production. what can i say, it paid the bills, got me thru school.