I had a parking issue with a new resident in our neighborhood. The guy kept parking in the curb-cut access to my parking lot. That's not a problem unless a delivery truck needs to get into the lot. We had a big truck waiting to unload and I tried to find him to tell him to move his car but couldn't so I had his car towed. He went ballistic on me, which I ignored, and then deliberately parked his car in front of my dumpster for a week. I was out in the street talking to the cops about it and he came out and started yelling. I told him to move his car and keep it moved and he said, "I would be happy to comply if you would apologize for having my car towed."
I told him, "You're going to comply whether I apologize or not and I don't give a f**k if you're happy about it."
The cop started laughing. Then he told me to put up some signs, so I'm having some made. I still crack up every time I see the neighbor.
People often mistake my curb-cut for public parking, but there isn't much turnover in the hood and most residents understand.
