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I can't look at this "surprised the wife" thread without cracking up.
From the Joke thread:
A gentleman rancher unloads a stud bull into an enclosure. The red neck neighbor kid asks:
“Hey, you gonna get that thar bull to f**k your cows?”
“Well I prefer we use the term ‘surprise’ but yes.”
As they stand there the bull immediately mounts the brown cow to which the neighbor kid exclaims:
“Looky that! He’s f*****g the brown cow!”
“SURPRISING, He’s SURPRISING the brown cow”
The gentleman farmer leaves to park his truck and trailer. When he gets back he inquires of the young neighbor kid if the bull has ‘surprised’ the white cow yet?
“YEP! Sure did! Went and f****ed the brown one again!"
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