[Craig T]

Is this pot??? It's been 30 years, but I don't remember it looking like this. Does it come in purple now? Is smells like a dead animal.

So today I go into a shed I haven't been in in years. I needed small diameter hose to syphon some race fuel and the avocado irrigation line is perfect. I lift a tarp and look what I found! My 60 year-old avocado keeper-gardener has been in Mexico for a few months and his 21 year-old son is filling in. Looks like he's been doing more than maintaining the orchard.

I was mad as hell at first and was going to trash em, but I've calmed down. I am not going to call the cops (they'll just take it and give it to their friends). His dad will be back soon and I'm not firing him. I think I'll hide it when the son comes tomorrow just to make him sweat. Here's my options…give me your thoughts:

Threatening to call the cops and tell him to get it the hell out of here is already a given.

1 Trash the plants and tell his father when he gets back.

2. Let him leave with the weed and a good scare, then tell his father when he gets back.

3. Let him leave with it and a good scare, threaten to tell his father, and let the 21 year-old off the hook without telling. (I was no angel in the 70's).