[Crowbob]

I saw an apparition once. Beautiful girl with a long, whispy sort of gauzy translucent white dress. She floated right over and twisted my arm until I cried out in pain.

Then I became conscious face down on the front porch of the dusty old house I was renting in college and soon discovered my arm was all akimbo exactly as it was when I had fallen on it right after the beer ran out.