...was thinking more upon the lines of "Paul Walker's daughter sues Mars"- but yours is better. If all the Magnus Walker 277 crash threads had of happened a week later- the internet would have exploded.
P.S.-Bonus points if you can work in "afterlife"
P.S.S- I've enjoyed all these threads (well- not the paul walker ones- I'm not a F&F fan so I never clicked on them- that's just me)- but it has been a fun challenge keeping up with em'!