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Originally Posted by KC911
Bush's fault....
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Nope. VW's cheater diesels spewing soot into the atmosphere created too much greenhouse gas to be held by Earth's gravity. The solar wind disbursed the sooty greenhouse gases to Mars, creating a runaway greenhouse effect there along with the subsequent formation of flowing water. Martian meteorites, with this water trapped within, made their way back to Earth, where they fell in the vicinity of Walker's ill-fated route. The meteorites' trapped water flash-evaporated in Earth's atmosphere near the road in question, thus reducing the road surface's coefficient of friction. This, coupled with VW's cheater software inadvertently introduced into the Porsche supercar, made its handling too dangerous for the street, even for expert drivers. This is the ONLY possible explanation. I would stake my reputation as a lawyer on this!