[Rick V]

I went golfing with my dad once a long time ago. I smacked the ball off the tee and it sailed about thirty feet.
I whacked the crap out of it again and made it about an additional thirty feet.....
The third whack netted the same result.
My fourth whack cleared the fairway, the green, the road, the tennis courts and landed in the baseball field.
I med Dad back in the car and have never gone full sized golfing again