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My wife once asked me, ''If your mother, your wife, and your child were all drowning, which one would you save ?''.
I said, ''Baby, I'd save you all.''
She said, ''You can only save one.''
I said, ''Then I'd save the one closest to me, and then go back for the others.''.
She said, ''That's not the right answer.''.
I said, ''I gave you the right answer already.''.
She said, ''You can't rescue them all.''.
I said, ''You don't know me very well.''.
My wife is very smart. Define smart.
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