[sleepy911]

Ok here's a good one.
My father in law works at a huge company and rides his bike to work. One day on his way to work he sees a dead cat and picks it up. When he gets to work he sticks it in the spokes of his friends bike. When he come out after work the bike is gone. The next day he sees his friend at the bike rack and says "did you find anything special on your bike yesterday?" His friend responded "I didn't work yesterday".