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Originally posted by bell
had a girl at a bar once ask me if i wanted to see her tattoo of a mouse.........i said sure........
she pulls down the front part of her jeans......lower.......lower.....then says "my ******* must have eaten it"  she earned a few drinks
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That is hilarious.
Much better than the guy betting that he had a cock below his knee to win beers in the bar and then showing a rooster tattoo on his shin