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The Lone Ranger was out riding his horse Silver through Indian country when he found himself surrounded by hostile Indians. They took him from his horse and led him to the chief. Chief say, "Tomorrow you die!" Lone Ranger says, "Please spare my horse, he is very smart, watch." Lone Ranger whispers into the horse's ear and Silver raised up on his back hooves and dances in a circle. The Chief was very impressed. "Show more!"
Lone Ranger whispers into the horse's ear again and Silver takes off like he's been shot out of a gun. Silver comes back in a couple hours with brunette from the brothel in the next town. The Chief has is way with her and they spend the night passing her around amongst his braves. The next morning the Chief says, "Very good. But tomorrow you die!"
Lone Ranger again shows the Chief one of Silver's tricks, and the Chief is impressed. "Show more!" he says. Lone Ranger whispers into the horse's ear and Silver takes off like he's been shot out of a gun. Silver comes back in a couple hours with blonde from the brothel in the next town. The Chief has is way with her and they spend the night passing her around amongst his braves. The next morning the Chief says, "Very good. But tomorrow you die!"
The Long Ranger is furious with his horse. The Indians are fixing to tie him to a post and Silver seems to be running out of tricks. This time the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him straight in the eye and says, "I told you bring POSSE to dumb animal!"