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Originally Posted by Rick V

So the wife unit was making sounds like a lower unit and kept me awake so I got up (way early) and came down stairs only to have her wake up and follow me WTF

Proposed Scenario

She made a lower unit noise so loud she woke herself up. She was going to whack you for it, but you weren't there to blame it on. Still a bit drowsy she decided to go see if you were on the phone to Jake from State Farm...Discount Doublecheck.