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Originally posted by Adam Chaplin
btw, I once heard that you could buy "clean" cups of piss on the internet!
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I had to take a pee test for my current job ('cause you just don't know how much mayhem a programmer on alternative substances can wreak!

). There's a very strict protocol that must be followed: you have to empty out all of your pockets - they damn near strip search you; the bathroom the send you into has no running water; they take the temperature of your sample immediately after you come out; they track your movements from the second they give you the cup until the second you hand it back to them, short of actually watching you make the delivery. They also tell you not to drink excessive amounts of water beforehand, or it will invalidate the test. Supposedly they also can test for the gimmicks that people can take to fool the tests; from what I've read, it's a constant battle between the testers and the companies that make stuff to beat the tests.