Waitress: "Do you want anything in your hash browns?"
Me: "No bugs."
That always seems to get a smile.
If you haven't figured it out yet, the reason the cooks can get all of those orders the waitstaff are barking out is because of a coding system. Cook hears the order and then grabs the correct plate for the order, then watch carefully where they place a pickle or an onion, piece of cheese, packet of jelly, packet of mayo on the plate. 10 minutes later and 10 orders down the line they can look at the plate and get the order correct.
Me, I'll drive out of my way for a Dennys.
