The self realization that one had been effectively trained by your pup....
When you get passed by a car that slows down, rolls down the window and the occupants state....
"We see you always walking your cute little Schnauzer this time everyday..."
In my defense, only on my days off or when I shift adjust.

The Charlie Brown sweater was the wife's idea. The sweater with hot chicks with big boobs shooting machine guns got denied... Go figure!
Sent via Jedi-Kung-Fu-Panda mind trick by the cat