A few years ago I was looking at a pre-owned side-by-side ATV....
She: You're not bringing that ATV home tonight are you?
Me: No!
The next evening my newly purchased ATV get's delivered to our house by the seller (I didn't have a trailer at the time so he agreed to deliver it).
She: I thought you weren't going to buy it?!?
Me: What?!? You asked me last night if "I was going to bring it home last night?" Well, I didn't...it got delivered tonight!
She: That's not what I meant!!!

