[Bill Douglas]

Yesterday I went to Bunnings, a home depot sort of place. There was only one park left. Well, 2/3rds of a park, so I parked there. When I came back there was a fat guy and his fat missus looking at my car. I just said hi and got in. The fat guy called me all sorts of names including the c-word. I just said sorry, but i't not my problem you can't park straight. He went on and on in a whining UK midlands accent about all the health problems him and his wife have and what a c* I am. I had to laugh.