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Church near my house put up exterior lights, and then put a cage around the lights to prevent this type of behavior. I took that as a personal challenge. Yeah, I was an ******* as a kid.

On the bright side, when I "won" that personal challenge and got called to task for it (really don't remember how I was determined to be the guilty party), all I suffered was an ass-whooping from dad, followed by a formal apology to the church, and I paid to have the light replaced. No cop involvement.