[jyl]

I have a True brand commercial reefer. I think it is a 3/4 HP compressor. No bells, no whistles, no cute cheese and egg compartments, just a big noisy steel box of cold. We keep ice, ice cream, etc in the freezer downstairs. And I can put a pot of hot stock straight into the fridge without warming everything inside to 70F.

Why the hell would I want my fridge to talk to the Internet? It's the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. If some Millennial buys this house from my estate and wants his fridge to network with his Internet-enabled vibrator, he can buy his own damn fridge.