Idiot drivers are an endless source for stories.
How is it that when I go to get a nutritious well balanced meal at some place like Taco Bueno I get there just as a bus load of kids is already walking in the door or if the line is short I get behind someone that has never had "Mexican" food and does not know the difference from a burrito and a taco and needs a full description of every menu item.
When I finally place my order there is NO ONE behind me and no line for a long time. It is that committee I tell ya. They are out to get me.