[RKDinOKC]

Went to a party once. Don't remember how I got home, but I did spend the next day looking for my car AND my pants. Found them both, but not in the same place. It was a costume party, come as your favorite dead person. Went as Jake of the Blue Brothers. Did the cartwheel thing to the song Soul Man and crashed into one of the refreshment tables and got dip all over my pants. Was rushed off and depantsed by Marilyn Monroe and Natalie Wood. Ended up in a hot tub with them. My car was at Natalie Woods, and my pants were cleaned and pressed at Marilyn Monroes.

So its one last winter in the cold and a white Christmas?