Good Morning
Ever since my foot thing I go to the Pediatrist every 3 months to have me feet checked. While I'm there they take care of trimming my toe nails with a thing that looks like a Dremel. It is very quick, painless, and way less trouble than doing it myself. No soaking, massaging, polish, or any of that coloured girly stuff and I am good with that.
Also haven't had Hobbit hair on my feet since I started wearing shoes.
Geronimoooooo!