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A traveling salesman was visiting a farm. As he drove past the pig pens he noticed a pig with a wooden leg...
Being perplexed about it he asked the farmer about the pig during his sales call.
You want to know about that pig? Said the farmer….
Well I’ll tell ya’….
That pig stopped someone from stealing my tractor one day. He busted out of his pen and bit the thief and held him until I got there…
I’ll tell you of another story about that pig...
Our farmhouse had a fire at night while we were sleeping. He broke out of his pen knocked down the door and squealed until we all woke up and got out of the house safe...
The salesman still perplexed said but why does the pig have a wooden leg?
The farmer said that’s not the kind of pig you eat all at once
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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