[Jerome74911S]

I bought my wife a new Fiesta. She drove it home and parked in our very wide driveway. She decided to sit in her new car for a few minutes, just to let it sink in. A shabby and dark, big sedan pulled in, right next to her even though there was 25 feet of space, and the Super Size religious zealot with a handful of pamphlets swung her door open and banged it right into the center of the new car's door.

I did not convert to that religion.