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Originally Posted by sammyg2

I hate change.
It always ends up in my right front pocket and jingles when I walk and if I let too much of it accumulate it can get pretty heavy.
That's when I take it out of my pocket and put it on the dresser, where my daughter or wife snags it. they know the dresser is open season.


A guy walks into the bank with 5 large sacks of pennies, nickels and dimes. Ball cap on crooked, pants down around his knees, boxers hanging out. Looks like a Senator

He says, I want to cash this in, OK?

The teller is a bit surprised by the volume of coinage and asks him, "Wow, did you hoard all this yourself?"
He replies, "no not just me. My sister whored most of it".

Okay, Sammy's got my vote.