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Originally Posted by vash
the Asian dude pulling past you on your left would have been me..
GONE!
i dont kill snakes..only because i can still outrun them.
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Earlier this year the kid across the street knocks and says "dads out of town, there's a copper head on the driveway, moms feeaking out"
Crap, ok, let me get some boots on and I'll be right over.
We walk up the drive way and he points to the portable basketball hoop and says "it's behind there"
So I creep over to look, don't see it so I get in closer and still nothing. Tell the kid "I think it crawled underneath, I'm going to tilt the hop, see if you can spot it"
I'm already right next to the pole and turn to grab it and all I see 3 inches from my face is a set of beady eyes and a flickering tongue.
Did you know a 50 year old dude can jump 20 feet across a drive way in one shot and his screams can be heard in the next county?
Turned out to be a rat snake which is a good thing, a copperhead bite to the face would have ruined my day.