[RKDinOKC]

One Saturday as the good son was picking up various sisters and cousins of my Mom's to take to some event in my mini van. Think it was one of their birthdays. They were all over 70. Driving down a 4 lane highway and going the speed limit I passed a trashed out black Trans Am. As I passed I looked over and for no reason the blond chick driving violently smashed the back of her hand against the closed window. The oldest and most proper of the old ladies, an anut, exclaimed "That b tch just tried to flip you the bird!" Then she started laughing hysterically adding, "Stupid b tch forgot to roll her f***ing window down!" Everyone in the van but me cracked up. I didn't know whether to be offended by the chick, laugh at the chick and my Aunt, or be shocked at what my very proper Aunt just said.

Put as much distance as I could between us and the Trans Am. Envisioned all the old ladies making me pull over while they jumped out and beat the trailer park chick with their purses. Then hearing on the news about a band of old ladies doing drive-by purse beatings in the area al la Monty Python.