[Shaun @ Tru6]

"What do you want to do this weekend?

I don't know, anything but hang around here.

Let's go away, to the Bahamas or somewhere nice.

Yeah, who the F is going to pay for that?

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

OK, here's what we do. You know your neighbors that are away on vacation?

Yeah, what about them?

Their car's on the street, right?

Yeah. That Acura.

You got something I can smash stuff with? OK, here's what we do. I'm after you! I'm going to roll up and you can start making s*** up about me and I'm going to smash one of your windows and key and smash the car.

You're gonna smash my window?

Yeah, it'll be more real. Just tell your landlord some kids did it.

Why are you going to smash their car? They're nice people.

We'll put the whole thing on YouTube and make millions!

Baby, no one's gonna care about that.

OK, but what if I try to kill by smashing into their car with you right there?

That might work but then your car's gonna be all smashed up.

It's POS old Mercedes that's more trouble than it's worth, plus we can get new cars with all the YouTube ad money rolling in, and we can go to the Bahamas.

Turn your phone on and give me something to smash stuff with.