[RKDinOKC]

Got called trying to get me to take a credit card.
Told them I didn't believe in credit cards.
Said I needed one for emergencies.
Said my God took care of me and my emergencies.
Kept telling me I needed a credit card.
Told him credit cards were of Satan and asked if he was a minion of Satan.
He said yes.
I screamed and hung up.

Think we both got a good laugh from it.

Right after we got our first cordless phone we were getting automated sales calls that wanted us to leave our contact information on a recording so they could have a salesperson call us back. I always ran to the bathroom and filled their tape with sounds of raspberries and the toilet flushing.