[Porsche-O-Phile]

Progressive sucks goat ass. I'd never, ever buy a policy from them after the way they tried to dick me after my Mercedes got bashed into while parked - flagrant hit-and-run. They actually had the nerve to try and deny the claim (despite my photos showing broken taillight lens bits all over the ground from the vehicle that hit it - 99.9% sure it was a pickup I found in the same parking garage with a newly busted rear taillight lens at the proper height and fresh black paint on it matching my car a week later but I digress...) This happened on March 17 overnight a few years ago in a parking garage so it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out what happened - some stupid dingus staggered back from the bar drunk as hell after celebrating "Saint Pattys Day" while I was working that night, threw his pickup into reverse and - whoops what's that crunching noise? Oh sheet - nobody around?!?! Get gone!

Fkkerz actually told me I was lying on my claim and that I'd hit a telephone pole (traveling sideways at about 5' off the ground presumably). Then they flat-out lied to me and said my state "doesn't do" diminished value - total crock (I called the state insurance commissioners office about it). They finally decided to do a 180 and honor my claim after that - naturally no apology. I immediately dropped the policy. Eff them.